Here is something that i posted on facebook in a note a while ago. I happen to think it's pretty funny. Let me know what you think and feel free to add your own!
1. A vampire with aids.
2. A black, white supremacist.
3. Pop-ups offering pop-up blockers
4. A blind seeing eye dog
5. Running out of handicapped spaces at the special olympics
6. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words
7. Headlines never saying Psychic wins lottery
8. Kids with perfect attendance being absent from the award ceremony
9. Bill gates buying a mac
10. Steve Jobs buying a PC
11. A drug dog dying of an overdose
12. The uni-bomber dying from mail marked "return to sender"
13. A house burning down from a stress relieving candle
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these are just terribly hilarious! remember smith got the perfect attendance award last year and didn't show up to get it!
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